Ashton Kutcher launches gossip blog with annoying South Park style cartoon
www.sland3r.com - 12th Sep 2008

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If you can’t beat em’ join em’…Kutcher’s new ‘Blahgirls’…
Ktalyst Media partners Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg have premiered their new animated gossip website called The Blah Girls, consisting of an annoying ‘valley girl’ clique of girls that comment on entertainment and celebrity gossip.
Looking like the offspring of the Powerpuff Girls and South Park’s boys, equaling ‘Parkpuffs’? They comment in the form of a blog and a video that is updated twice weekly.
The videos have a tongue in cheek humor that is difficult to find funny
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Ashton Kutcher launches gossip blog with annoying South Park style cartoon
Ashton Kutcher’s media company, Katalyst Media, has launched a gossip site complete with animated characters in South Park style violence and death scenarios - with a celebrity twist. Called the “Blah Girls,” the site is an annoying mix of raunchy humor and dismissive entertainment coverage. The blog on the site is written in Perez Hilton 1.0 style with two to three lines of throwaway content to go with whichever photo they deem to stick one of their characters in. At least they’re n
Ashton Kutcher's "Blah Girls" Is A Little Racist & Sorta Blah [Entering The Blahgosphere]
You may have heard that Ashton Kutcher and his production company, Katalyst Media, have launched a new blog/"web series" called Blah Girls. Taking a dip into the blogosphere waters doesn't exactly seem like a move one would expect from a production company better known for TV shows (such as Beauty and the Geek and Punk'd), which might explain why Kutcher dances around the "blog" word and opts to describe the site as an "interactive, animated Web series based on celebrity culture." Basically, the Blah Girls
Ashton Kutcher’s BlahGirls: What Women…Want?
Obviously, there aren’t enough celebrity gossip sites on the Internet, and obviously, Ashton Kutcher is the guy everyone thinks of when they think “celebreality comedy gold”, so of course Kutcher and his production company (Katalyst Media) would put out a blog / website hybrid dedicated to making fun of Hollywood culture — as well as all girls everywhere.
Blahgirls is Kutcher and Co’s website; which so far includes a blog with random celebrity pictures and funny captions, as w
Ashton Kutcher - Kutcher Coaches Kids Soccer Team
Actor Ashton Kutcher has taken on a new role - as an assistant soccer coach at a Los Angeles school.
The star is reportedly helping his friend train a team at L.A. ...
Has CBS Saved Us From The Worst SF Show Ever? [The Butterfly Effect]
News broke today that production company Benderspink - the people behind Charlie Jane favorite Kyle XY - have signed a new development deal with CBS, ending their previous partnership with Fox... and hopefully leaving all their Fox shows in development hell. There's one planned series in particular that we're hoping will sink without a trace: A TV spin-off of Ashton Kutcher vehicle The Butterfly Effect.
The Butterfly Effect series - announced way back in 2006 - wasn't actually intended for Fox, but
Douchebag Ashton Kutcher’s New Role: High School Football Coach
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake School.
Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas says that Kutcher, who is pals with head coach Scott Wood, didn’t benefit from having friends in high places. Like any other job candidate, he was interviewed.
“I asked him why he wanted to coach. He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football,
Ashton Kutcher lands new job - soccer coach at a LA school!
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake School.
Although the ‘Just Married’ star is pals with the head coach Scott Wood, the Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas said that the star was interviewed.
“I asked him why he wanted to coach. He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said he’d always wanted to coa
Uh, Ashton Kutcher’s Coaching High-School Football
And, no, it’s not for a role. “I asked him why he wanted to coach,” said the head coach of the team about Ashton’s interview process. “He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said he’d always wanted to coach.”
Ashton will attend practice five days a week and receive a salary for the gig. I just think this is funny because I bet there were a handful of frosh dudes who made the varsity or JV teams and
Why are you smilling so hard, Ashton Kutcher?
Could it be because you noticed how old your wife is? Only jocking, Demi Moore
Ashton Kutcher’s New Role is High School Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher can now add “assistant coach” to his resumé just under actor, producer and renowned prankster.
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake School.
Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas says that Kutcher, who is pals with head coach [...]
Ashton Kutcher once lost $750,000 gambling in Las Vegas
"I was the front for one of the largest gambling syndicates in the country and I took 10 per cent of the winnings, and that was fun. We won $750,000 in three weeks once, then I went to Las Vegas and gambled it all away, so
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Actor Ashton Kutcher launches gossip website for girls
SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) — In what could have been a sequel to one of his own smash television shows, Ashton Kutcher played celebrity-geek this week as he launched an irreverent gossip website for girls. Katalyst Media partners Kutcher and Jason Goldberg made a pilgrimage from Hollywood to debut the Blah Girls at a TechCrunch50 gathering of promising technology startup firms in northern California.
The interactive online cartoon program launched at www.blahgirls.com features three young female characters that
Ashton, Demi, and Samantha Talk Tech in SF
Ashton Kutcher unveiled his new web venture yesterday at the TechCrunch 50 Conference in SF, but he was able to unwind afterwards at dinner with Demi, his business partner Jason Goldberg, and Jason's wife Soleil Moon Frye. He and Demi didn't make it to the afterparty at the Mezzanine club, but we were there to hear Samantha Ronson spin for guests like MySpace CEO and recent rumored Paris Hilton fling Chris DeWolfe and Will.I.Am. We got a chance to chat with Samantha about her tech toys and all her recent tr
Ashton Kutcher's New Job: Assistant High School Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher has started working as an assistant American football coach.
Ashton Kutcher Is Now Coach Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher has reportedly taken on a new role, as an assistant soccer coach at a Los Angeles school.
The star is said to be helping his friend train a team at L.A. prep school Harvard-Westlake.
Kutcher, no suprise, is a hit with girls at the school who regularly watch practice sessions to see the hunky actor on the field.
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Ashton Kutcher reduces to coaching high school football
And now according to Page Six, Demi Moore’s play toy Ashton Kutcher has accepted the position of assistant head coach for Harvard-Westlake prep school:
“The team was totally surprised when they showed up for practice and Ashton was there,” said our source. “His best friend is the head coach and asked for his help.” Despite Kutcher’s taste for cougars, our insider tells us, “Girls have been flocking to the stands to watch football practice.”
Coaching a footba
Ashton Kutcher has a new website
By now, you’ve heard of Ashton Kutcher’s new startup, Blahgirls, a website — already sponsored by Vitamin Water — featuring weekly webisodes about celebrities and a celebrity gossip blog of some sorts with mostly one line quips on celeb photos and rundowns of Project Runway and The Hills. Because I’m sure everyone is dying to read minute by minute updates dissecting each scene of a scripted 15 minute reality show.
By the way, Ashton was at TechCrunch50 recently promoting it an
Every School Boy Gets a Butt Slap From Coach Ashton Kutcher
When he’s not enjoying the fruits of his labor (à la What Happens in Vegas), he’s now coaching football at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake prep school as the assistant to the head coach — his real-life BFF.
It’s very exciting, I’m sure of it. It’s like getting Punk’d every afternoon.
But when he’s not doling out butt slaps to school boys, he’s geeking out in cyberspace with three chicks named Tiffany, Brittney and Krystle. It’s his new venture, Bl
Ashton Kutcher's football role
Ashton Kutcher, who is married to actress Demi Moore, has started working as an assistant football coach at Los Angeles' Harvard-Westlake School.
Ashton Kutcher's football role
Ashton Kutcher, who is married to actress Demi Moore, has started working as an...
Ashton Kutcher coaches school soccer team in US
New York, Sep 9 (IANS) Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher has taken on a new role - that of an assistant soccer coach at a Los Angeles school. The star is reportedly helping his friend train a team at a Los Angeles preparatory school Harvard-Westlake, reports contactmusic.com.
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