Ashton Kutcher Says He Wishes He Took a Dump First

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Ashton Kutcher: I just had to post my lover’s newest MySpace blog. I’m at Tech Crunch 50 right now which is a big conference focusing on technology companies all striving to be the next big thing on the internet. Tech Crunch is a blog that is to Silicon Valley what Variety is to Hollywood. Or what ...Full Article @ pop on the pop Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting separate usernames and emails with a comma POST IT! Read full story at www.sland3r.com

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