Ashton Kutcher Says He Wishes He Took a Dump First
www.sland3r.com - 10th Sep 2008

www.sland3r.com - 10th Sep 2008

Ashton Kutcher at TechCrunch50: 'Blah, blah, blah'
Kutcher was at the San Francisco conference to launch his latest project, a website and an animated video series featuring a teen trio.
Ashton Kutcher's "Blah Girls" Is A Little Racist & Sorta Blah [Entering The Blahgosphere]
You may have heard that Ashton Kutcher and his production company, Katalyst Media, have launched a new blog/"web series" called Blah Girls. Taking a dip into the blogosphere waters doesn't exactly seem like a move one would expect from a production company better known for TV shows (such as Beauty and the Geek and Punk'd), which might explain why Kutcher dances around the "blog" word and opts to describe the site as an "interactive, animated Web series based on celebrity culture." Basically, the Blah Girls
Ashton Kutcher Says He Wishes He Took a Dump First
I’m at Tech Crunch 50 right now which is a big conference focusing on technology companies all striving to be the next big thing on the internet. Tech Crunch is a blog that is to Silicon Valley what Variety is to Hollywood. Or what ESPN is to sports.
The coolest thing I’ve seen so far is Microsoft Surfce. Its a coffee table thats like a giant iphone. There’s also this company called Qik that can turn your cell phone into a news truck — you can stream live video from your phone di
Ashton Kutcher - Kutcher Coaches Kids Soccer Team
Actor Ashton Kutcher has taken on a new role - as an assistant soccer coach at a Los Angeles school.
The star is reportedly helping his friend train a team at L.A. ...
Uh, Ashton Kutcher’s Coaching High-School Football
And, no, it’s not for a role. “I asked him why he wanted to coach,” said the head coach of the team about Ashton’s interview process. “He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said he’d always wanted to coach.”
Ashton will attend practice five days a week and receive a salary for the gig. I just think this is funny because I bet there were a handful of frosh dudes who made the varsity or JV teams and
Ashton Kutcher lands new job soccer coach at a LA school!
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa , is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A. ‘’s Harvard-Westlake School .
Although the Just Married star is pals with the head coach Scott Wood, the Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas said that the star was interviewed.
“I asked him why he wanted to coach. He said he’’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said hed always wanted to coach,&
Douchebag Ashton Kutcher’s New Role: High School Football Coach
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake School.
Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas says that Kutcher, who is pals with head coach Scott Wood, didn’t benefit from having friends in high places. Like any other job candidate, he was interviewed.
“I asked him why he wanted to coach. He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football,
Has CBS Saved Us From The Worst SF Show Ever? [The Butterfly Effect]
News broke today that production company Benderspink - the people behind Charlie Jane favorite Kyle XY - have signed a new development deal with CBS, ending their previous partnership with Fox... and hopefully leaving all their Fox shows in development hell. There's one planned series in particular that we're hoping will sink without a trace: A TV spin-off of Ashton Kutcher vehicle The Butterfly Effect.
The Butterfly Effect series - announced way back in 2006 - wasn't actually intended for Fox, but
Ashton Kutcher once lost $750,000 gambling in Las Vegas
"I was the front for one of the largest gambling syndicates in the country and I took 10 per cent of the winnings, and that was fun. We won $750,000 in three weeks once, then I went to Las Vegas and gambled it all away, so
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Ashton Kutcher’s New Role is High School Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher can now add “assistant coach” to his resumé just under actor, producer and renowned prankster.
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake School.
Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas says that Kutcher, who is pals with head coach [...]
Ashton Kutcher Is Now Coach Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher has reportedly taken on a new role, as an assistant soccer coach at a Los Angeles school.
The star is said to be helping his friend train a team at L.A. prep school Harvard-Westlake.
Kutcher, no suprise, is a hit with girls at the school who regularly watch practice sessions to see the hunky actor on the field.
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Ashton, Demi, and Samantha Talk Tech in SF
Ashton Kutcher unveiled his new web venture yesterday at the TechCrunch 50 Conference in SF, but he was able to unwind afterwards at dinner with Demi, his business partner Jason Goldberg, and Jason's wife Soleil Moon Frye. He and Demi didn't make it to the afterparty at the Mezzanine club, but we were there to hear Samantha Ronson spin for guests like MySpace CEO and recent rumored Paris Hilton fling Chris DeWolfe and Will.I.Am. We got a chance to chat with Samantha about her tech toys and all her recent tr
Ashton Kutcher's New Job: Assistant High School Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher has started working as an assistant American football coach.
Ashton Kutcher has a new website
By now, you’ve heard of Ashton Kutcher’s new startup, Blahgirls, a website — already sponsored by Vitamin Water — featuring weekly webisodes about celebrities and a celebrity gossip blog of some sorts with mostly one line quips on celeb photos and rundowns of Project Runway and The Hills. Because I’m sure everyone is dying to read minute by minute updates dissecting each scene of a scripted 15 minute reality show.
By the way, Ashton was at TechCrunch50 recently promoting it an
New game show comes to town
A Portage Park family will get to try a new ABC game show tonight -- without even leaving the block. A team from "Opportunity Knocks," a series produced by Ashton Kutcher, will show up at 5749 W. Pensacola to quiz the residents in front of their neighbors. The 6:20 p.m. demonstration (open to the public and not taped for broadcast) is part of a block party starting at 4. "Opportunity Knocks" premieres Sept. 23.STREISAND, Townshend, Freeman:
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Barbra Streisand, actor Morgan Freeman an
Ashton Kutcher's New Job: Assistant High School Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher has started working as an assistant American football coach.
The "What Happens in Vegas" star - who is married to actress Demi Moore and helps raise her three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis - was interviewed for the role at Los Angeles' Harvard-Westlake School, according to Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas.
Audrius said: "In his interview, I asked Ashton why he wanted to coach. He said he's a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and
Every School Boy Gets a Butt Slap From Coach Ashton Kutcher
When he’s not enjoying the fruits of his labor (à la What Happens in Vegas), he’s now coaching football at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake prep school as the assistant to the head coach — his real-life BFF.
It’s very exciting, I’m sure of it. It’s like getting Punk’d every afternoon.
But when he’s not doling out butt slaps to school boys, he’s geeking out in cyberspace with three chicks named Tiffany, Brittney and Krystle. It’s his new venture, Bl
Ashton Kutcher coaches school soccer team in US
New York, Sep 9 (IANS) Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher has taken on a new role - that of an assistant soccer coach at a Los Angeles school. The star is reportedly helping his friend train a team at a Los Angeles preparatory school Harvard-Westlake, reports contactmusic.com.
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Ashton Kutcher's football role
Ashton Kutcher, who is married to actress Demi Moore, has started working as an assistant football coach at Los Angeles' Harvard-Westlake School.
Ashton Kutcher Coaches Football
As if he could smell the long-dead carcass of his acting career, Ashton Kutcher has accepted the position of assistant head coach for Harvard-Westlake prep school, according to Page Six:
“The team was totally surprised when they showed up for practice and Ashton was there,” said our source. “His best friend is the head coach and asked for his help.”
The universe is in balance today, my friends: Tom Brady is sidelined, Ashton Kutcher’s been reduced to coaching high school foot
Ashton Kutcher reduces to coaching high school football
And now according to Page Six, Demi Moore’s play toy Ashton Kutcher has accepted the position of assistant head coach for Harvard-Westlake prep school:
“The team was totally surprised when they showed up for practice and Ashton was there,” said our source. “His best friend is the head coach and asked for his help.” Despite Kutcher’s taste for cougars, our insider tells us, “Girls have been flocking to the stands to watch football practice.”
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Ashton Kutcher's football role
Ashton Kutcher has started working as an assistant American football coach.The 'What Happens in Vegas' star - who is married to actress Demi Moore and helps raise her three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis - was interviewed for the role at Los Angeles' Harvard-Westlake School, according to Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas.Audrius said: "In his interview, I asked Ashton why he wanted to coach. He said he's a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and h
Ashton Kutcher turns football coach
Ashton Kutcher has started working as an assistant American football coach.read more
Ashton Kutcher takes the field
Not-such-a-bachelor Ashton Kutcher is attracting the bobbysoxers in his new role - as the assistant football coach at Harvard-Westlake, a private prep school in LA. His best friend, Scott Wood, is the head coach and asked the star for help.
A source told Page Six: “The team was totally surprised when they showed up for practice and Ashton was there. … Girls have been flocking to the stands to watch football practice.”
Kutcher played football at his high school in Iowa. He’s is expe






