Miley Cyrus Finds Her Head Has Grown Too Big For 'Hannah Montana' Wig [Exit Strategies]
For many girls, turning sixteen is a landmark event that signals the end of childhood and the onset of new, adult behavior. Why, just check out how tween queen Miley Cyrus is preparing for the occasion: she's kissing girls, eating her clothes off, dating an underwear model, and ready to party with thousands of her favorite gays! There's only one inconvenient reminder of her childhood left: her Disney hit Hannah Montana, which TMZ says Cyrus is keen to leave behind by any means necessary: Our spies o

I Would Blog More Tonight, But I’ve Been Blinded by Heidi Montag’s Hair
Hey, do you guys remember when I had, like, my little nervous breakdown at the beginning of this year? I mean, even before Charlie died and all that and I was just out of my head fucking crazy and going through some really rough shit and it sucked hardcore? Yeah. This is the color my hair was back then. I distinctly remember wandering into the hair salon through my haze of crazy and being like, “I want it white. I want it to have no color left.” And the poor stylist was like, “Oh, sweetie,

mark ronson & co. at amy wino's birthday party - sans amy
adele!lol i love this girl's facial expressionsamy's parents, presumablyfrom the source:"The Crackie of Camden was at home, getting ready for her birfday party, when she wiped the crack dust away from her mirror, took a good look at herself and realized she was too fugly to leave the house. That's what The Sun claims anyway.Wino's friends and family, including Mark Ronson, Adele and her mommy, gathered at London’s Jazz After Dark club on Saturday night for her party, but she never showed. Three cabs were

Elizabeth Wurtzel: Everything Sucks (P.S. I Knew David Foster Wallace)
If you've read any of Elizabeth Wurtzel's work—particularly Prozac Nation, her grating, self-indulgent screed about wanting to stick her head in the oven whilst an undergraduate at Harvard—you are well acquainted with the author's tremendous suffering. Now, writing for New York magazine's Intelligencer Wurtzel weighs in on the recent suicide of po-mo novelist David Foster Wallace. She knew him for a bit. And she hates to be all me-me-me about things, but this whole nasty business does remind

Kiss & Tell - Sa13+
For those of you that don't know me, I am Moni. =D This is A special little Journal for my New female RPG Character, Caydence Fraye. For those of you that would like to know what goes on inside her head, it's all an open book for you. Injoy. ____________________ Cred. to Loverely Kelvin. ♥ This is so Righteous! I'm officially putting my thoughts straight into this little journal, for Markus talked me into doing this. His words: "Cayde, really. you'll need this more than anything, '

The 99 Most Degrading Sex Acts... There Has To Be One More, No?
 You've heard of The stranger, teabagging, and and The Dirty Sanchez. But what about the Western Grip ("When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.") or the Split Pissonality ("When you’re taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!")? These are just some of the 99 most degrading sex acts compiled by iHeartChaos earlier this summer. Full list (and even a few we&

Miley Cyrus Finds Her Head Has Grown Too Big For 'Hannah Montana' Wig
Oh, I can see where this is headed. Miley's going to pull a Jessica Biel and get seminude in some guy mag so that the Disney higher ups will spin on those sticks planted so firmly up their posteriors. Then again - it worked out pretty well for Jessica. And she can't even sing! TheQuestion...Full Article @ defamer See Also Hannah Montana Ratings DropMiley Cyrus: 'We're All Changing'Jonas Bros Jonesing for 3-DHannah Montana Sinks in th

Tatum O’Neal in Oprah Winfrey Show (video)
Tatum O’Neal, daughter of Ryan O’Neal, was with Oprah in The Oprah Winfrey Show. O’Neal talked about her drug arrest. Tatum O’Neal maintained she did not use any drugs but was close to relapsing. O’Neal explained this in reference to her arrest in June 2008. O’Neal was accused of buying two bags of cocaine from a dealer near her residence in Manhattan, New York. O’Neal said she was still trying to figure out if she bought the drugs as a cry for help or she bought the drugs because she had

Ashley in New-York - 24Olsen
SOURCE: MKA OlsenAshley Olsen was seen leaving her apartment in New York City on September 14–the very apartment where her neighbors are complaining about her and Mary-Kate.Ash looked cute in skinny jeans, a white t-shirt, a long caridgan and sunglasses. She kept her head down and avoided the cameras as she stepped outside. 

Ashley Olsen In New York - 24Olsen
SOURCE: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen FansiteAshley Olsen was seen leaving her apartment in New York City on September 14–the very apartment where her neighbors are complaining about her and Mary-Kate. Ash looked cute in skinny jeans, a white t-shirt, a long caridgan and sunglasses. She kept her head down and avoided the cameras as she stepped [...]

Ashley in New-York - 24Olsen
SOURCE: MKA OlsenAshley Olsen was seen leaving her apartment in New York City on September 14–the very apartment where her neighbors are complaining about her and Mary-Kate.Ash looked cute in skinny jeans, a white t-shirt, a long caridgan and sunglasses. She kept her head down and avoided the cameras as she stepped outside. 

Kudos, Dakota Fanning!
I remember the first time I saw Dakota Fanning.  It was the first time many of us saw her, in I Am Sam.  I also remember thinking, “Damn, that little girl just upstaged Sean Penn!”  Then I quickly perished the thought, because I’m quite certain Sean Penn has the power to read minds from thousands of miles away and cause naysayers to spontaneously combust by merely glancing in their direction. And if I’d had Dakota’s talent, fame and money when I was 14, I definitely would h

True Blood - What Distant Deeps Or Skies
The First Taste: Sookie tries to get her head around what happens when your boyfriend's buddies are undead jerks, some other jerks we hate get themselves permanently dead, Jason employs a unique and very naked strategy to get himself under control, and Tara rules the world.

Travis Barker Will Be Okay, People.
This weekend part of the celebrity world has been reeling over a plane crash that killed 4 people and left Travis Barker and DJ AM injured.  Lindsay Lohan with the fervor and sincerety of Mia Farrow’s cause in Haiti, and even Trav’s ex-wife Shanna Moakler can’t seem to find the time not to scream her head off.  I’m here to deliver the good news: everyone can now just chill the hell out. A doctor has announced that Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to have a full recovery after

Lynne Spears: Jamie-Lynn Told Me In A Note
Britney Spears‘ mama Lynne Spears appeared on Today this morning and chit chatted with Meredith Viera and Al Roker about how her family went from “there to here.” There being when daughters Britney and Jamie-Lynn were young, fresh-faced starlets and here being a distraught, disturbed mother-of two shaving her head and a pregnant teenager, respectively. Lynne blames the turmoil surrounding Britney’s life on her absence, but claims it wasn’t possible to be there. “Did I wan

What were your favorite British celebs like as teens?
The Guardian tracked down old teachers. Amy Winehouse Sylvia Young theatre school, London, 1997-1998. Sylvia Young, headteacher Amy arrived for her scholarship audition at 12, rather shy and a bit apprehensive. Then she sang and all that was forgotten. She lit up the room, her voice was so rich and pure. I still have our comments on her audition: "Very mature, big sound, excellent technique." I've always said she's a cross between a young Judy Garland and Ella Fitzgerald. Academically, Amy was ext

SURI CRUISE IS ALREADY OVER ALL THIS "PLAY" BUSINESS
Top Images: 740839 copy.jpgBody: Suri Cruise does not look interested in what's going on.  I bet in her head she's thinking "the word "play" means something different to me entirely and I don't think what is seemingly taking up my mother's time for half the day, every day, is anything to close to the world play or fun. I don't like it one bit!" Well, maybe that's the advanced version but All My Sons probably has very little to do with jumping up and down on trampolines so

MEGAN FOX WAS A TEENAGE LESBIAN!
Megan Fox has her fingers in her long black hair, and as she tosses her head this way and that, she runs her hands slowly down her face and onto her neck and chest. She’s panting as if undergoing some very heavy exertion. “My daddy’s in prison,” she heaves. “Sam! Sam! We’re not leaving without Bumblebee!” Fox is having breakfast in a hotel lobby in San Diego, and this “Sam! Sam!” bit is her impression of her work in Transformers—the movie that launched her career in 2007 and earned her

Lynne Spears is on TV y’all
Lynne Spears went on the Today Show to promote her book, Through the Storm, and talk about raising her two daughters. Lynne explains why she wrote the book: “I wanted people to see our family as we really are,” and describes how she felt when she found out her daughter was pregnant. “It [a note Jamie Lynn wrote and told her to read in the bedroom] said she was pregnant and everything was going to be OK. She was going to raise it … I thought it was a joke. I was waiting for the punch line,�

Friday Caption Contest #102
One more trenchcoat to put over her head and I think we finally have a outfit that works for Kirsten Dunst Can you beat my caption? Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed). [Pacific Coast News]

Penn Badgley Not a Fan of Skinny Girls
After People magazine referred to Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively as “curvy”, on- and off-screen boyfriend Penn Badgley offered his thoughts on body types. Penn tells PopEater that he’s “never been proponent of the thin L.A. girls.” He’s glad, he says that the girls on Gossip Girl “aren’t bone-thin.” His advice for the 90210 girls? “I hope they eat a double cheeseburger or something.” Me too, Penn. For one, I think they look just plain

Oops! Mischa Barton Nipple Slips
Former O.C. starlet, Mischa Barton had some fashion mishap Thursday night as she unintentionally revealed a bit of her nipple to the public, and captured by the paps. Of course, paps always captured the ‘right’ shots at the ‘right’ time. 22-year-old Mischa was among a host of stars at the charity fashion show event including Princess Eugenie, Cheryl Cole, Sarah Brown and Elizabeth Jagger. The incident happened when she was leaving the “Fashion For Relief” show at the Na

Janet Jackson Fashion Disaster of the Day!
Janet Jackson kicked off her latest tour “Rock Witchu” looking like she’s got a skunk or a mohawk on her head and oh mine that outfit… what on earth was she thinking? Space cadet or gorilla? Remember her infamous wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl XXXVIII? more photos after the gag… I thought that was a pretty tacky way to draw [...]